Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Swiss-Belinn Gajah Mada Medan!
Unbelievable Luxury Awaits (Sort Of): My Swiss-Belinn Gajah Mada Medan Debrief
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I just survived (and surprisingly, mostly enjoyed) a stay at the Swiss-Belinn Gajah Mada Medan. And let me tell you, "unbelievable luxury" might be a slight overstatement. But hey, is there anything that can live up to that title? Let's break down the good, the potentially-less-good, and the utterly-confusing-but-somehow-charming.
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(Deep breath) Right, let's do this.
Rooms & Creature Comforts: Cozy-ish Caves & Blackout Dreams
The rooms… well, they're a mixed bag. I gotta say, the air conditioning was a godsend. Medan is HOT. Real hot. The blackout curtains? Absolute genius. I could sleep through a hurricane (and possibly did, once or twice). Now, they say "unbelievable luxury", but the carpeting felt a bit… well, let's call it "lived in". Think the kind of carpet that probably knows all the hotel's deep, dark secrets. But hey, it was clean, I think. And the bed? Pretty comfy. They had a pillow menu, which is always a bonus. Although, choosing a pillow is a life-or-death decision, isn't it? Seriously, I spent a good five minutes debating the merits of the "softness" versus the "support". Ultimately, I went with the middle ground because commitment scares me.
The in-room safe box? Crucial. Phone? Worked. The Wi-Fi? Free, which is always a win. And yes, they do actually have free Wi-Fi in all rooms, contrary to my initial cynical assumptions. There's also Internet access – LAN – for those of you still running on the "old school" network. I didn't test it, because, frankly, I was happy with the wireless. Mini-bar? Present! Well-stocked? Uh… let's just say the complimentary bottled water was more alluring. Free bottled water is a luxury, in itself, especially after that spicy nasi goreng.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag of Stairs and Smiles
Okay, accessibility’s important. And honestly, it feels like it's hit or miss sometimes, even with supposedly-reputable hotels. The Swiss-Belinn, however, made a commendable effort. The elevator was a lifesaver, given my aversion to stairs (okay, I'm just lazy). They had facilities for disabled guests, and I saw ramps and modifications in some areas. However, I will say that maneuvering around some of the more… decorative elements could be a little tricky. Not perfect, but they are trying and that’s what matters to me.
Dining, Drinking, & Snacking: From Breakfast Buffets to Midnight Snaccidents
Here’s where things get interesting. Breakfast, buffet, Asian AND Western? YES, PLEASE! Seriously, the buffet was a pretty good spread. They had everything! Fresh fruit, pastries, the works. The coffee, however, was… well, let's just say it wasn't Starbucks. But the Asian breakfast… oh, the Asian breakfast! The nasi lemak, the noodles, the spicy chili paste – it was heavenly. I definitely overdid it. Several times.
The restaurants? A la carte options and the usual suspects (soup, salad, all that jazz), but frankly, I wasn't there for fancy dining. I was there for the breakfast buffet and the proximity to street food (I highly encourage exploring Medan’s hawker scene! ). There's a coffee shop for that caffeine fix. I did see people enjoying the poolside bar, which looked… temptingly refreshing. Midnight snacks? Room service came in handy (24-hour!), although I may have accidentally ordered a whole pizza at 2 AM. Don’t judge; jet lag is a cruel mistress.
They even have a vegetarian restaurant option, which is fantastic.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Day Dreams & Poolside Procrastination
The outdoor swimming pool? Pretty decent. A welcome respite from the Medan heat. The pool view? Nothing to write home about, but it's a pool, and it’s wet, so I'm not complaining.
The spa facilities… now we're talking. There's a spa, a sauna, a steam room, and some seriously tempting massage options. I may have indulged in a body scrub and body wrap. The masseuse was amazing. She'd clearly seen it all. I left feeling like a completely new woman. Even if it only lasted a few hours.
They had a fitness center, too. I peeked in. It looked… intimidating. Let's just say I preferred the "ways to relax" aspect, which included heavy breathing while eating my breakfast.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Relatively Safe & Sanitized
Safety is paramount, especially these days. The Swiss-Belinn seemed to take things seriously. Hand sanitizer everywhere, staff trained in safety protocols, and daily disinfection in common areas. They had the obligatory doctor/nurse on call… just in case. I saw the hand sanitizers, and it gave me a small feeling of comfort, even if my internal germaphobe wasn't completely quieted.
As for cleanliness… rooms sanitized between stays, and that was reassuring. While the anti-viral cleaning products were a great selling point, I’m not sure I could see the specific brand being used. Still, they seem to be trying to make things safe.
Services and Conveniences: The Good, The Okay, and the "Wait, What?"
Alright, let's run through this.
- Positive: 24-hour front desk, luggage storage, laundry service (essential!), currency exchange, and a convenience store (because midnight pizza cravings). They also had a doorman, which is always impressive.
- Neutral: The business facilities (meetings, seminars, etc.) seemed adequate. I didn't require them, so I can't comment much.
- "Wait, What?" The gift shop was… interesting. Mostly trinkets and things I couldn't imagine ever needing. The shrine? Okay, that was a new one on me. It added a layer of cultural complexity that I was not expecting.
- The Airport Transfer: Definitely worth it, especially if you're arriving late or leaving super early. Medan traffic is… a beast.
For the Kids (And the Inner Child): Family-Friendly Fun
This place is family-friendly. Babysitting service is available (a lifesaver!), kids' facilities, and a kids’ meal option in the restaurants. I can’t personally vouch for any of this, as I was solo on this trip. But I imagine, for families, this is a big draw.
Getting Around: Cars or Feet?
Free on-site car park? Yes. But the taxi service is also readily available. I opted for both. The traffic around Medan… shudder.
My Verdict: A Solid Choice (With a Few Quirks)
Would I go back to the Swiss-Belinn Gajah Mada Medan? Absolutely. It wasn’t "unbelievable luxury" in the Burj Al Arab sense, but it was comfortable, convenient, and the staff was friendly. The breakfast alone is worth it. The spa? Do yourself a favor. The location is central, the prices are reasonable, and they try hard. There's a genuine effort to provide a safe and pleasant experience. And hey, the shrine gives it character, right? Don’t go expecting perfection. Go expecting a comfy stay, some good food, and maybe – just maybe – a little bit of "unbelievable" thrown in for good measure.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups. We're going to Medan, Indonesia, and it's gonna be a glorious, chaotic mess. This isn't your pristine, perfectly planned itinerary – this is the real deal, the sweat-soaked, street-food-fueled, slightly bewildered journey of a lifetime. We're staying at the Swiss-Belinn Gajah Mada Medan, so let's figure this out… kinda.
Day 1: Arrival and the Existential Dread of Airport Chaos (Plus, Noodles!)
- Morning (Maybe): Land in Medan. Oh, the joy! Expect to battle the usual airport insanity. The smells of diesel, frying things, and something vaguely floral hit you like a wall. Passport control? A queue long enough to knit a sweater from. The immigration officer probably hates his job. I feel his pain already. Find your pre-booked airport taxi (because bargaining directly with those guys is a contact sport I haven’t trained for). The drive to the hotel? Buckle up, because Medan traffic is an art form I've yet to master. It's a symphony of horns, motorbikes defying physics, and the occasional bewildered cow.
- Afternoon (Hopefully): Check into the Swiss-Belinn. Okay, the room is… well, it's a room. Cleanish. The AC works. Let's call that a win. Drop your bags and immediately succumb to the urge to wander. This is the moment where the "I can't believe I actually did this" feeling hits you full force. Embrace it.
- Lunch (Crucial): Find Mie Pangsit (noodle soup) nearby. Listen, everyone raves about Indonesian food, and for good reason. Find a local stall - look for the one that seems the busiest. Don't worry about the sanitation standards, you'll be fine… probably. The broth is rich, the noodles chewy, the dumplings… oh, the dumplings! My first dumpling experience was a spiritual experience, and a complete mess of soy sauce. And it was glorious. Be prepared to sweat. A lot.
- Afternoon: Stroll around the hotel. Get lost. Get disoriented. It's part of the charm. Maybe head to a local market, like Pasar Petisah. The energy is electric, the smells are intoxicating. Bargain shamelessly. Don't be afraid to try things. You'll probably end up buying something completely random, like a brightly coloured plastic frog.
- Evening: Dinner at a local warung (small restaurant). Try anything and everything. Seriously. Gado-Gado (vegetables with peanut sauce) is a good place to start. Just be prepared to cry a little while they are making it, it smells like the best thing on earth. Order a Bintang beer (the local brew) and watch the world go by. This is where the real Medan experience begins. I fully expect to fall asleep mid-meal from the heat and the beer. Pray to any deities you believe in for a smooth recovery.
Day 2: A Temple, a Palace, and an Overdose of History (Plus, Coffee!)
- Morning: Explore Maimun Palace. It is beautiful, and makes you feel like royalty. The palace's golden hues and intricate carvings will have you in awe. But also, realize that Medan is hot, so don't forget to bring a hat and water.
- Afternoon: Visit the Vihara Gunung Timur, a Chinese Buddhist temple. Take a moment to breathe, take in the atmosphere, and just… be. This is where you're supposed to pretend you're enlightened. It's so beautiful, and a much needed time to chill.
- Late Afternoon: Coffee time! Indonesia is famous for its coffee. Find a local coffee shop and order a cup of kopi-o (black coffee) or try a coffee with condensed milk (kopi susu). Just be mindful of your caffeine intake, or you'll be buzzing around the hotel room at 3 AM, staring at the ceiling.
- Evening: Explore the city, and try to get a feel for it. Maybe catch a movie, have dinner at a famous restaurant, or just walk around and enjoy the food, the people, and the sights.
Day 3: The Lake Toba Disaster (Metaphorically Speaking, Mostly) and the Art of Doing Literally Nothing
- Morning (Early, maybe): The fabled Lake Toba. This requires a day trip, which I'm actually considering skipping because, honestly, I just want to eat noodles and stare at the wall. But, you know, peer pressure. The drive? Long. The roads? Questionable. The anticipation? High. The reality? Probably stunning, filled with natural beauty from the surrounding areas.
- Afternoon If it's still nice, hike or cycle and explore the surrounding area.
- Evening: Back at the hotel. My brain is fried. I might be slightly sunburnt. Spend the evening at the hotel. No need to plan anything. Embrace the art of doing absolutely nothing. Order room service. Watch whatever's on TV. This is your reward. You've earned it. Or, feel free to get a massage at the hotel.
Day 4: Shopping, Street Art, and Goodbyes (Plus, Regret) - My Journey is Winding Down
- Morning: Last-minute souvenir shopping. Head back to the markets. Get those obligatory batik shirts and carvings for the family. Don't forget to bargain. It's expected, borderline compulsory. I always get the best deals at the end, so be prepared to be a little mad at yourself.
- Afternoon: See some street art. Medan has a little bit of the culture, but more can be seen if you look a little deeper.
- Evening: Pack your bags. Try to remember where you put your passport. Re-live all the glorious, messy moments. Have a final delicious dinner. Drink a final Bintang. Feel a pang of sadness knowing you have to leave.
- Night: A final walk around. The air is still thick with the promise of adventure.
Day 5: Departure (And the Existential Dread of Returning to Reality)
- Morning: Check out of the hotel. Head to the airport. Face the chaos once more.
- Afternoon: Fly home. Spend the flight replaying everything. Realize all the things you didn't do. Start planning your return. And try not to cry. The memories, the tastes, the mess… it’s going to be with you forever.
- Night: Adjust back to your normal life. You'll be craving Indonesian food for weeks. You’ll be telling stories to anyone who will listen. And you’ll be dreaming of that next adventure.
This itinerary isn’t perfect. It's probably a little too optimistic, a little too scattered. But it's real. It’s honest. It’s human. And that, my friends, is the best kind of travel. Now go, get lost, and have the time of your life. And tell me all about it when you get back. I need to live vicariously through someone else's (hopefully) less chaotic trip to Medan!
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Swiss-Belinn Gajah Mada Medan: Unbelievable? Well... Let's Dive In! (FAQ, Kinda)
Is this place *actually* "unbelievable" like the ads say? Because, let's be honest, marketing is a liar sometimes...
What about the rooms, that's where the 'luxury' happens, right? Were they swanky?
Okay, so the rooms are... okay. What about the food? That's where hotels can either *shine* or *completely implode*.
Speaking of things working... how's the Wi-Fi? Because, ya know, the internet is kind of important these days.
What about the staff? Are they friendly? Do they speak any English? (Because my Bahasa Indonesia is... limited).
Is the location good? Is it easy to get around Medan from here?
Okay, the elevator! You mentioned the elevator... Is it as terrifying as I suspect?
So, final verdict? Would you recommend Swiss-Belinn Gajah Mada Medan?
