Kashmir's Secret: Unforgettable Houseboat Stay at Gurkha Houseboat (Srinagar)
Kashmir's Secret: Gurkha Houseboat - A Houseboat Heaven (and a Few Headaches!) in Srinagar
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the chai on my unforgettable (and occasionally frustrating) stay at the Gurkha Houseboat in Srinagar, Kashmir. Forget the perfectly curated Instagram shots. This is the real deal, warts and all. Prepare for a rambling, opinionated, and gloriously messy account. Let's dive in!
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First Impressions & the Journey There (Messy Introduction!)
Landing in Srinagar after the flight felt like stepping into a postcard. The air, crisp and carrying the scent of pine and something…almost mystical. The pre-arranged airport transfer (part of the package, thankfully!) was a smooth ride, whisking us through the bustling city towards Dal Lake. The boat driver, a heavily-bearded dude named Irfan (who may or may not have been related to the owner – seemed like the whole place was family, which is both charming and potentially a logistical nightmare), greeted us with a smile as wide as the lake itself.
Accessibility (The Real Test!)
Now, here’s where things get a little…tricky. The Gurkha Houseboat advertises accessibility. And, technically, it has some accessible features. A ramp aids access to the main deck, which is a HUGE win. But let's be real: this is a houseboat. It's floating! The dock is uneven, and navigating internal pathways, especially in the older parts of the boat, is far from ideal for someone with significant mobility issues. While I didn't require a wheelchair myself, I could see it being a significant challenge. The advertised "facilities for disabled guests" felt a bit… optimistic. More like optimistic marketing. There's not a lot of truly accessible options in the area, more an inherent design with its limitations.
On-Site Restaurants & Lounges (Beyond the Chai!)
The dining and lounge areas were a delight. You could sit on the deck and take in the view, or head to their restaurant; the décor was traditional Kashmiri, warm and inviting with dark wood and intricate carvings. The lounges were comfortable, perfect for sipping Kahwa (Kashmiri saffron tea) – which, by the way, is addictive! The food…well, the food was an adventure.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking (Food, Glorious Food… Mostly Wonderful!)
Oh, the food! The Gurkha Houseboat excels here. The Asian breakfast was a winner, especially the parathas and chai. The Western breakfast, on the other hand, was a bit… lacking. Stick to Asian cuisine. They offered a breakfast buffet, so there's plenty to choose from. I ate so much I think I gained five pounds in a day. The restaurants offered a wide variety of dishes, including Asian, International, and Vegetarian options. They even had a poolside bar, but a little bit more "poolside" area would make it even better. Coffee/tea in restaurant was plentiful. The A la carte in restaurant was a great option, just allow a little extra time for prep. The room service [24-hour] was a lifesaver after a long day of exploring. I ordered a late-night snack of some chicken. The other options were good too! There’s a snack bar. The bottle of water delivery was efficient. The provided Happy hour was appreciated! The team knows their food and spices. The only thing I noticed was an absence of the Salad in restaurant option…
Rooms & Amenities (The Cozy Part!)
The rooms were…charming. Let's go with that. Decorated in traditional Kashmiri style, with dark wood paneling, intricate carvings, and plush carpets, they were undeniably cozy. My room had a mini bar, complimentary tea, free bottled water, and a mirror over the dresser. Plenty of towels and slippers were provided. The bathroom phone was a bit of a novelty, but the bathtub was amazing. A desk was provided for work. I loved the air conditioning and non-smoking options. A wake-up service. All the basics were there. The safety features put my mind at rest. The Wi-Fi [free] worked well. There were also a few quirks. The closet was a bit small, and the internet access – wireless was a bit spotty. The soundproofing was decent, but you could still hear the gentle lapping of the lake, which was actually quite soothing. The air conditioning worked, but the unit in my room sounded a bit like a sputtering jet engine and the alarm clock was from the 1950's! I could also open the window!
Things to Do & Ways to Relax (Reaching Nirvana… or Just a Decent Massage!)
Here's where the Gurkha Houseboat truly shines. They offer a range of relaxation options that pretty much guarantee you'll leave feeling blissed out.
One experience deserves special mention – the spa. I got a massage (a must after a long journey). The masseuse was a tiny bundle of fierce energy. She used some kind of fragrant oil that smelled like a Himalayan forest. The massage was heavenly. Even though there was the optional body scrub and body wrap, I went with the single massage. I think it was the best massage I've ever had, to be honest. Utter bliss. There's a sauna, spa, spa/sauna, and a steamroom. While I didn't get a chance, the pool with view was gorgeous! They had a foot bath which I had to try. They are lacking a Gym/fitness. It's the perfect place to spend a couple of hours.
Cleanliness & Safety (A Reassuring Presence)
In the post-pandemic world, cleanliness and safety are paramount. Gurkha Houseboat seems to have taken this seriously. Hand sanitizer was readily available. The staff were clearly trained in the new protocols. While I'm not sure how effective the Anti-viral cleaning products were, the rooms looked immaculate. I didn't notice any Individually-wrapped food options, but the Sanitized kitchen and tableware items seemed to be spot on. The Daily disinfection in common areas was reassuring. The room sanitization opt-out available was a nice touch. The Staff trained in safety protocol. They also had a First aid kit but thankfully I didn't need it. The Fire extinguisher and Smoke alarms were there. The CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property were there too.
Services & Conveniences (The Little Things That Matter)
The Gurkha Houseboat offers a decent range of services, designed to make your stay as comfortable as possible. The concierge was helpful, always ready with a smile and a recommendation. They provide daily housekeeping and laundry service. Luggage storage was convenient. The currency exchange was helpful. There were also a few areas that could be improved. The gift/souvenir shop was limited, and the convenience store needs some work. They also have a doctor/nurse on call, which is good to know. The car park [free of charge] was great! The taxi service worked well. The hotel has elevator and Facilities for disabled guests. The front desk [24-hour] was perfect to always have someone there. There’s a smoking area.
Internet & Connectivity (The Real-World Woes)
Okay, let’s talk internet. The Gurkha Houseboat, bless its heart, advertises Wi-Fi in all rooms! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!. The reality? It was… patchy. The Internet was available, but it was slow and unreliable. I had to wander up to the reception area (with its marginally better connection) to get any work done. Forget about streaming movies. I did use the Internet [LAN] option which worked better. I had to also use the Internet services.
For the Kids (Family-Friendly But…)
While the Gurkha Houseboat advertises itself as family-friendly, it felt more like a "tolerates kids" kind of place. The babysitting service was probably a good option for a couple. It has Kids facilities and a Kids meal option.
Getting Around (The Srinagar Shuffle)
The Gurkha Houseboat can arrange all your transportation needs. The airport transfer was seamless. They also offer a taxi service. Car park [on-site] was available. If you're feeling adventurous, they also have bicycle parking.
Final Verdict (Messy, But Memorable!) The Gurkha Houseboat in Srinagar is a mixed bag, but mostly a good bag! The location is magical, the staff are friendly and helpful, the food is delicious, and the spa is pure heaven. And although not the best accessible option, they tried. But the accessibility, the internet, and a few
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Day 1: Arrival & the Grand Delusion of Calm
- Morning (or whenever the heck the flight actually lands): Ugh, airports. Always a chaotic blend of stressed-out people and overpriced coffee. Finally, Srinagar! The air is…different. Fresher? Maybe it's the altitude, maybe it's pure delusion after that flight from hell. The driver from the houseboat greets us, thankfully, and we're off.
- Mid-morning (or late morning, who's counting?): The drive to Dal Lake. Honestly, I expected something grander, more majestic. But the chaos of Srinagar? That was something to behold. Roads narrower than a yoga instructor’s ego, vehicles seemingly defying the laws of physics, and enough horns honking to shatter a window. We arrive at the lake, and I'm instantly captivated. It's beautiful. A bit crowded, but beautiful.
- Lunchtime: (Finally) Getting to the Gurkha Houseboat! The boat! It's more amazing than the website photos. Okay, maybe the photos were touched up, but it's still gorgeous. Rich wood, intricate carvings… I feel like I've stepped into an old movie. The staff are incredibly nice, but I'm pretty sure I understood about 10% of what they said. Let's just smile and nod, eh? The lunch is a feast – kashmiri delicacies galore. The Rogan Josh is a revelation, the kebabs melt in your mouth. I could get used to this.
- Afternoon: The Shikara Ride & Existential Questions The Shikara ride. Honestly, the very fact that it exists in the lake is a testament to how incredible Dal Lake is. First ride: We glide through the canals, past floating gardens and vendors. I'm immediately struck by the tranquility. The water, though somewhat crowded, seems to calm the city's noise. The vendors are relentless, though. "Pashmina? Saffron? Come, come, my friend!" I swear, I saw a guy trying to sell me a carpet from his fishing boat. Maybe I'll get a pashmina.
- The Imperfection: I bought a shawl, and it's probably fake. But it's soft. And I have no regrets.
- Evening: Sunset & a Hint of Disappointment The sunset over Dal Lake is supposed to be legendary. And it is pretty. But, it was mostly hidden by smog. So, I saw the sunset, and I felt like I also saw it through a glass of smoke. Regardless, the experience was magical, and I enjoyed every minute. Dinner on the houseboat is delicious, the lighting is soft, and I decide to forget how the day started.
Day 2: Gardens, Tears Over History, and Tea
- Morning: The Mughal Gardens – A Tourist's Paradise & My Personal Hell We did the Mughal Gardens. Shalimar Bagh, Nishat Bagh… They're picture-perfect. Instagram gold. But wow, the crowds! It was like Times Square, but with flowers. I took a few photos, but I mostly just wanted to find a quiet bench and hide. Oh my god, so many tourists!
- Quirky Observation: I did, however, enjoy the squirrels. They are ridiculously bold, and they're cute.
- Mid-day: Tears at the Pari Mahal – The weight of history The Pari Mahal. The view… is breathtaking. Overlooking the entire lake, the city, the mountains. But the best part? It's less crowded than the gardens. I sat there, contemplating the history of the place — the Mughal dynasty, the beauty, the wars and the loss. And I cried. Not a full-on sob, but definitely a tear or two.
- Lunch: Meh… Lunch at a local restaurant. It was… okay. Not Rogan Josh-level amazing, but not terrible. I was too busy processing history to fully appreciate the food.
- Afternoon: The Craft Markets – Bargaining Battles The craft market! The real Srinagar experience. I get a little adrenaline rush thinking about it. The energy is electric. It's a sensory overload of colors, smells, and vendors shouting. I haggled for a papier-mâché box. My bargaining skills? Non-existent. I probably paid twice what it was worth. But, oh well, it's beautiful. Still, I love the fact that the people here are willing to talk to you to get to know you.
- Rambling: Oh, and those shops? Full of shawls, carpets, and spices. It was a labyrinth. I got slightly lost and almost had a panic attack, but I eventually found my way back.
- Evening: The Perfect Tea and a Reflection Back on the houseboat. Tea time. This is bliss. The staff serves it with biscuits, and the view is stunning. It's a small moment, but the tea is perfect, the silence is welcome, and I feel like I'm finally breathing. Reflection: Srinagar has been a whirlwind. Beautiful, chaotic, exhausting, inspiring. I'm already thinking about coming back.
Day 3: Goodbye & the Longing to Return
- Morning: Last Shikara Ride and the Sad Farewell One last Shikara ride. One last chance to soak it all in. To listen to the water lap against the boat, the calls of the gulls, the quiet chatters. It's already melancholic, and I am sad. Because, on the last morning, I knew this trip will end no matter what.
- Emotional Reaction: I love the lake, and I don't want to leave. I never want to leave.
- Departure: The Airport Run & the Promise The drive back to the airport. More traffic. More horns. I look back at the lake, one last time. It's a bittersweet goodbye. It’s a promise. A promise to return to the Gurkha Houseboat, to the Dal Lake, to the chaos and the beauty. Until then, I'll carry the memories, the (probably fake) pashmina, and the longing for the next adventure.
This is my attempt. Imperfect, honest, and a little bit insane, just like the perfect trip. Remember to take notes, embrace the mess, and bargain for that shawl! You are here in Srinagar to make memories.
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