Escape to Richland: Your Home Away From Home at Homewood Suites!

Homewood Suites by Hilton Richland Richland (WA) United States

Homewood Suites by Hilton Richland Richland (WA) United States

Escape to Richland: Your Home Away From Home at Homewood Suites!

Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into a hotel review that's less "clinical analysis" and more "drunken diary entry." I'm talking raw emotion, unfiltered opinions, and enough parentheses to make a grammar Nazi spontaneously combust. Let's get this show on the road!

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(Starts with a deep sigh and a dramatic eye-roll) Alright, so, this hotel… Let's just say it's an experience. Not always a good one, not always a bad one. It's more like… a rollercoaster built by a committee of engineers, a blind architect, and a team of over-caffeinated toddlers. But hey, at least it's memorable, right?

Accessibility – The Good, the Bad, and the Slightly Confusing

Okay, gold star for "Wheelchair accessible." I mean, the reviews say that, and I saw ramps, elevators – the whole shebang. But then I also found myself wrestling with a door that required the strength of Hercules AND the patience of a saint. So, you know, progress, but maybe someone should do some fine-tuning.

On-site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: Didn’t exactly take a microscope to this, but seemed like the main spaces – a restaurant and a very chill looking lounge – were accessible.

Cleanliness and Safety – Sanitization Station… GO!

Oh, the COVID protocols. Bless their hearts. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection? Check. Individually-wrapped food options that make you feel like you're at a hazmat party? DOUBLE CHECK. I mean, the staff was clearly trying. They'd hand you a bottle of hand sanitizer like it was the elixir of life, and honestly, I appreciated it. Made me feel a tiny bit less guilty about touching everything.

Room Sanitization Opt-Out Available: I… I actually didn’t opt out. Mostly because I was too lazy to read the fine print. And partly because I was frankly terrified of what lurked beneath the surface. Let’s just say, the thought of my own personal germ buffet didn’t exactly thrill me.

Staff Trained in Safety Protocol: They seemed trained. But sometimes their masks slipped, and… well, let’s just say I saw one staff member sneeze directly onto a stack of fresh towels. (Don't worry, I told them to throw them away) (Also, I’m pretty sure I’ve built up a resistance to something that’s living on the border of acceptable)

**Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – A Culinary Adventure (Maybe) **

Breakfast [Buffet]: Ugh, the buffet. It was… there. Asian breakfast. Western breakfast. You know, the usual suspects. The scrambled eggs, however, tasted like… well, I’m not sure what they tasted like, but I'm convinced they're sentient. I had to pour ketchup on them to pretend its an appetizer. It just wasn’t good. But… at least the coffee was free. And available in the coffee shop as well!

Restaurants: There were restaurants, plural! Asian cuisine? Check! International cuisine? Check! Vegetarian options? Probably. My brain shut down after the egg incident. I did go to the poolside bar, though. That’s where the "Happy Hour" happened, and, well, happy hour is always good. I saw a lady order a salad and… I’m pretty sure she’s still working on it.

Services and Conveniences – The Usual Suspects…Plus a Few Surprises

Wi-Fi for special events – YES! The hotel brags about the wifi being spectacular, but the wifi felt like dial-up. It worked, eventually, but it took so long to load a simple google search that I felt like I was teleported back to the early 2000s. Don’t expect to be productive. Maybe bring a book?

Meeting/banquet facilities? Yep, they have 'em. Seminars? You betcha. Probably a few business deals going down. It’s a proper hotel, you know?

Concierge: This guy was a lifesaver. Seriously, if you have any questions about anything, the concierge is your best friend. He helped me navigate the labyrinth of the city (It’s a complex place), find a decent restaurant (after breakfast…), and even located a pharmacy when I stupidly got a sunburn.

Facilities for disabled guests: Again, I can't comment on the fully, but the hotel seemed to take care of most needs.

For the Kids – Babysitting? Maybe, Maybe Not…

The “Family/child friendly” box is ticked, but honestly, I didn’t see a ton of kids running around. They do offer babysitting services, so if you do manage to wrangle the rugrats into a trip, you might be able to get away for an hour or two of bliss.

Things to do & Ways to Relax – Spa Time!

Okay, the spa. This is where things got interesting. I went for a massage. And it was amazing. Like, hands down, one of the best massages I’ve ever had. I practically melted into a puddle of relaxation. The therapist was skilled, the ambiance was… well, spa-like. The pool with a view was also a winner. So, good job, spa. You saved the day.

The room itself – More Than a Room – Almost a Universe

Available in all rooms: Lots of room amenities. I guess I should start with the good: the bed felt like a cloud. Seriously, I could have slept for a week. It had comfy everything. Air conditioning, of course. Blackout curtains, which were crucial for battling jet lag. The included bottled water was a nice touch, especially after the breakfast incident.

Internet [LAN], Internet access – wireless: Wi-Fi? Free? Yay! It cut out a lot, though. You know, just the stuff of life.

Additional toilet: Thank God. With my digestive system in disarray – thanks again, buffet eggs – that extra toilet was a lifesaver.

The Bad: The decor was… well, let’s just say it leaned heavily into the "hotel chic" aesthetic. The lighting was a bit harsh. The closet space was minimal. And the view from my window was… another window. But those little things didn’t matter.

In-room safe box: Did it work? Probably. I didn’t even bother to put anything in there,

Final Verdict – A Flawed Gem

Look, this hotel isn’t perfect. It’s got its quirks, its flaws, its little… "charm." And the breakfast? Don’t even get me started. But the staff was generally friendly, the spa was top-notch, and the bed was a dream. In the end, it was a decent experience. Would I stay there again? Maybe. If I could guarantee I'd skip the eggs. And if I really needed a good massage. But, hey, that’s life, right? Messy, unpredictable, and occasionally, surprisingly delightful. Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I need another nap. Good night, world.

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Homewood Suites by Hilton Richland Richland (WA) United States

Homewood Suites by Hilton Richland Richland (WA) United States

Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn’t your perfectly manicured brochure itinerary. This is… my Homewood Suites Richland, Washington, itinerary. And it's gonna get real. Prepare yourselves.

Day 1: Arrival, Mild Panic, and the Fine Art of Fridge Assessment

  • 1:00 PM: Touchdown in Richland! Well, almost. Got hopelessly lost in Seattle traffic. My GPS lady, bless her digital heart, kept saying "Recalculating" and I’m pretty sure I saw my blood pressure recalculate itself in that moment too. Finally, finally, arrived at the Homewood Suites. The lobby… okay, it's clean, kinda generic but I've been in worse (much worse, trust me).
  • 1:15 PM: Check-In. The front desk guy was… pleasant. Not overly enthusiastic, which is fine. I’m more of a “leave me alone with my key card and a map of the breakfast buffet” kind of traveler.
  • 1:30 PM: Room Reconnaissance. Okay, the suite is actually… decent? Spacious! A whole kitchenette! This is a game-changer. My gaze immediately locked onto the fridge. The possibilities! Leftovers! Late-night snacks! The freedom! Okay, calm down, self. First the luggage unpacking, then the fridge assessment. Priorities.
  • 2:00 PM: Unpack and Settle In. The bed looks comfy. Maybe I'll just… no, no. Must. Resist. Couch. Call. Need. To. Explore.
  • 2:30 PM: Grocery Run. Safeway, here I come! I'm picturing gourmet salads and locally-sourced… okay, let’s be honest, I'm picturing chips and salsa. And maybe some guilty-pleasure ice cream.
  • 4:00 PM: Back at the suite. Fridge stocked! Victory! I’m like a tiny, slightly anxious squirrel accumulating winter stores of deliciousness. Suddenly, the fridge is my new best friend.
  • 5:00 PM: Light Dinner. Salad (mostly), chips, salsa, ice cream. This is living! I'm feeling oddly content. The quiet is a balm after battling the Seattle traffic.
  • 6:00 PM: Netflix and Chill (with myself). Decided on a trashy reality show. Judge me all you want. The sofa is good. The bed is calling. It's a battle of wills. The reality show is winning.
  • 9:00 PM: Bedtime. Exhausted and happy. This is the life!

Day 2: River Views, Nuclear History, and the Great Breakfast Buffet Debacle

  • 7:00 AM: Wake up. Ugh. That alarm is the enemy. But! Breakfast buffet awaits! Must… muster… energy…
  • 7:30 AM: The Breakfast Buffet: Disaster. Okay, maybe not a disaster, but… the waffle maker was a battlefield. I'm not entirely sure how I managed to create a waffle that was simultaneously burnt on the outside and raw in the middle, but somehow, I did. The coffee was lukewarm. The fruit looked… sad. I rescued a sad looking muffin. This could be better.
  • 8:30 AM: Decided breakfast wasn't meant to be and ditched the buffet to go explore.
  • 9:00 AM: Walk along the Columbia River Trail. The views! Absolutely stunning! The river is HUGE, the sky is blue, and the air is crisp. This is the kind of scenery that makes you actually breathe deeply and appreciate the moment. Almost made me forget the waffle fiasco. Almost.
  • 10:30 AM: Reach the Hanford Reach Interpretive Center. It's like a gateway to history. Learning about the nuclear stuff happening in this area! The impact of the Manhattan Project, the Cold War – it's mind-blowing but I don’t understand half of it. I feel like I should know more about it, Honestly, it's a bit overwhelming.
  • 12:00 PM: Lunch at a random diner. Had to be done. Big, juicy burger and fries. Comfort food at its finest. Needed a re-charge after all that history.
  • 1:30 PM: Further exploration of the Hanford Site (didn’t actually go to the site, just read about it). It's… complicated. A lot of ethical questions, a lot of environmental challenges. Made me feel a little bit small but also a little bit… intrigued?
  • 3:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Nap time! The bed is calling again, and this time, I'm answering.
  • 5:00 PM: Dinner. Decided to be fancy. Ordered takeout from a local place. It was… okay. Not amazing. Lesson learned: Stick to the burger.
  • 6:00 PM: More Netflix. This time, something slightly less trashy. Maybe a documentary? Actually, no. It's the trashy-reality-show kind of night
  • 9:00 PM: Bedtime. Another day, another victory.

Day 3: Farewell, Frustrated Waffles, and a Sudden Craving for… Everything?

  • 7:00 AM: Alarm. Ugh, again. But! Today is departure day. Sad face.
  • 7:30 AM: The Breakfast Buffet: Redemption? Nope. Same sad fruit, same lukewarm coffee. I bravely (foolishly?) went for the waffle again. Another disaster. This time, it was a completely flat, pale, and inedible pancake. I think the waffle maker hates me.
  • 8:00 AM: Check-out. Goodbye, Homewood Suites! It's been… interesting.
  • 9:00 AM: Drive to the airport. One last coffee. Real coffee this time.
  • 9:30 AM: Reflection. Did I see everything? No. Did I eat all the food? Maybe. Did I enjoy myself? Yes! Sure, the waffles were a tragedy. But the river views, the historical context… it was all worth it. And the fridge? A true hero.
  • 10:00 AM: At the airport, waiting for my flight. I’m feeling a weird, sudden craving for… pizza? And tacos? And maybe a giant bowl of ice cream? The memory of those awful waffles is definitely fueling a strong desire for anything but waffles.
  • 11:00 AM: Flight boarding. Farewell, Richland! Until next time (and next time I'm bringing my own waffle iron).

Final Thoughts:

So, that's my Richland adventure. A little messy, a little imperfect, and definitely real. Remember folks, travel isn’t always about perfectly curated experiences. It’s about the messy, the unexpected, and the things that make you laugh, even when you’re covered in burnt waffle batter. And sometimes, it’s just about enjoying a good nap in a comfy bed after a long day. And the fridge? Always the fridge. Always the hero.

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Homewood Suites by Hilton Richland Richland (WA) United States

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Homewood Suites by Hilton Richland Richland (WA) United States

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