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The Grand Majestic: A Whirlwind of Luxury (and Occasional Confusion)
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just survived – and thoroughly enjoyed – a stay at The Grand Majestic. Let me preface this by saying I'm not usually one for sprawling luxury. I'm more a "rustic cabin with questionable plumbing" kind of gal. But, hey, life throws you a curveball shaped like a five-star hotel, and you swing!
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag, Honestly
First things first: accessibility. This is where things got… well, interesting. They claim to be wheelchair accessible, and yes, there's an elevator. Big win! But maneuvering around the sprawling grounds felt like a treasure hunt at times. The paths weren't entirely smooth, some ramps were a little steep, and the signage could use a serious overhaul. Finding the accessible entrance to the swimming pool felt like a quest worthy of Indiana Jones. But, hey, they try. And kudos for that. I'm giving them a solid B- for effort.
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On-Site Eats and Drinks: Food Coma Incoming!
Oh, the food. Where do I even begin? The Grand Majestic is a foodie's paradise or a glutton's trap, depending on your self-control.
- Restaurants: They've got more restaurants than I have pairs of shoes (and that’s saying something!). From the fancy-pants "A La Carte Elegance" that felt a bit too refined for my jeans to the more casual "Poolside Paradise" where I may or may not have accidentally ordered three plates of nachos, there's something for every craving. The Asian cuisine was surprisingly authentic, and I found myself addicted to their spring rolls.
- Bar: The bar was… well, it was a bar. Perfectly serviceable for a pre-dinner cocktail, although I’m pretty sure the bartender gave me the stink eye when I asked if they had any locally sourced craft beers (they didn't).
- Breakfast: The buffet breakfast was, as expected, a spectacle. An absolute feast for the eyes (and the stomach). The Asian breakfast was a treat, the Western breakfast was… well, it had bacon, so I'm not complaining. The coffee shop deserves a special shout-out for their pastries – dangerous, utterly delicious, and I may or may not have inhaled a croissant the size of my head.
- Room Service: 24-hour room service? Yes, please! I may have utilized this service a bit too much. Ordering a midnight pizza while wearing a fluffy robe? Absolutely living the dream.
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Ways to Relax: Spa Day to Remember (and Regret?!)
Okay, the spa. This is where things went from "luxury" to "utter bliss." The Body scrub and Body wrap were heavenly, leaving my skin feeling like a baby's bottom (a very well-moisturized baby's bottom, mind you). The Pool with a view was breathtaking – infinity edge, overlooking the city, perfect for Instagram (I may have taken a few pictures). The Sauna, Spa/sauna, and Steamroom were the epitome of relaxation.
But, and there's always a "but," I may have gotten a little too relaxed. After the massage, I stumbled back to my room, ordered a steak (room service again!), and promptly passed out. Woke up the next morning feeling amazing… and then remembered I’d also ordered a second dessert. Let's just say I felt the effects of that double-dessert situation for a good part of the day.
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Cleanliness and Safety: Sanitized to the Max! (Maybe a Bit Too Much?)
Post-pandemic, The Grand Majestic is obsessed with cleanliness. Which, honestly, I appreciated. Anti-viral cleaning products were everywhere, hand sanitizer was practically begging to be used, and staff were constantly wiping down surfaces. Sanitized kitchen and tableware items? Check. Rooms sanitized between stays? Absolutely.
The downside? Sometimes it felt a little… sterile. The air conditioning in public area was blasting, and the rooms felt almost too clean. Like, you could eat off the floor clean. Which, I didn’t, obviously. But the level was impressive.
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Services and Conveniences: From Concierge to Catastrophe (Almost!)
The Grand Majestic offers a plethora of services - some excellent, some… less so.
- Concierge: The concierge was a godsend! They helped me book a last-minute tour, made restaurant reservations, and even managed to locate a decent dry cleaner (my emergency situation with a certain red wine stain was a testament to their skills.)
- Facilities for disabled guests: More accessibility improvements can be made - but there were facilities for disabled guests, which is definitely appreciated.
- Daily housekeeping: Excellent! My room was always spotless.
- Ironing service: Necessary for a clumsy person like me.
- Laundry service: Very convenient.
- Meeting/banquet facilities: Were there! I saw lots of business people around, so those areas seemed popular.
- Car park [free of charge]: Massive win!
- Airport transfer: Super easy.
Now, for the nearly-disaster: the elevator. One morning, it got stuck. For a solid 20 minutes. I, claustrophobic and slightly hungover, had a mini-panic attack. But the staff were quick to respond, got me out, and offered me a free mimosa (which, let's be honest, helped). So, redemption! Kind of.
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For the Kids: Family Friendly, but…
Okay, I’m not a parent, but I observed the "For the Kids" aspect pretty closely. They offer Babysitting service and Family/child friendly amenities, and I saw a Kids meal menu at a restaurant. It seemed family-friendly, in a very structured, somewhat predictable way. The kids seemed… well-behaved? Which might be a selling point for some. But the atmosphere wasn’t bubbling with boisterous laughter, if you know what I mean.
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Available in All Rooms: Comfort and Convenience
The rooms themselves? Lovely. Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathtub (hello, relaxing!), Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Blackout curtains (crucial!), Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
All the basics were there. And the Wi-Fi - yes, it was Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, and it was actually decent. Score! My room had a great view, and the bed was so comfortable I almost didn't want to leave. Almost.
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Getting Around: Convenient (Mostly)
The Airport transfer was smooth, and the Car park [free of charge] was a huge bonus. Taxi service was readily available. Getting around the city from the hotel was easy.
(Metadata: Transportation, Airport Transfer, Car Parking, Taxi Service, [City Name] Hotel) Overall Impression: Worth the Splurge?
Despite a few minor hiccups, The Grand Majestic is a fantastic hotel. The staff are generally friendly and helpful, the food is incredible, and the spa is pure heaven. Yes, it's expensive. Yes, it can feel a little overwhelming at times. But if you're looking for a truly luxurious escape, with room for improvement in the accessibility department, I’d say it’s definitely worth the splurge. Just remember to pace yourself with those dessert! And maybe download a good book for the elevator ride… just in case.
Final Score: 4.5 out of 5 Stars (with a potential 5 if they address those accessibility issues!)
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your perfectly-photoshopped travel itinerary. This is the REAL DEAL, Courtyard St. Cloud style. Prepare for a whirlwind of excitement, mild anxiety, questionable food choices, and the undeniable thrill of being slightly lost.
The "I Survived St. Cloud (Probably)" Itinerary
Day 1: Arrival, Anxiety, and the Aisle of Dreams (aka, the Hotel Lobby)
2:00 PM - Arrival at MSP (Minneapolis-St. Paul) Airport: Okay, so the "smooth" landing? Nah. More like a controlled crash landing. I swear the pilot was channeling his inner Goose from Top Gun. But hey, we're in Minnesota! And the airport carpet? That’s a whole other level of iconic. First mission: locate the rental car. Pray it’s not a lemon. (Spoiler alert: it probably will be.)
3:30 PM - The Great Car Rental Gauntlet: Seriously, why is this always a thing? The pressure! The upselling! Did I really need the "platinum plus insurance"? Doubtful. Did I begrudgingly accept it? Absolutely. I am a master of impulsive decisions. I've heard St. Cloud is a great city.
4:45 PM - The Scenic Drive (If You Call It That): Okay, so the GPS said "25 minutes to St. Cloud." Famous last words. Turns out "scenic" means "endless highways and confusing interchanges". Found a gas station off the highway and grabbed a slightly stale donut. Just the carbs I needed to face my fears!
5:30 PM - Courtyard St. Cloud Check-In: Ah, sanctuary. The hotel lobby. The promised aroma of air conditioning and… well, generic hotel perfume. The front desk staff looked like they’d seen it all. Judging by the bags under my eyes, they probably were right. Unpacked, put my phone on the charger, and sighed. Time to conquer the city.
6:30 PM - Post-Carb Slump and the Search for Sustenance: Where's the food? Now that the initial panic is gone, I am literally ravenous. Google Maps to the rescue! Found a place called, like, "The Golden Spoon Tavern" or something. Fingers crossed they serve more than just deep-fried mystery meat.
7:30 PM - The Golden Spoon and the Questionable Pizza: Okay, so the Golden Spoon was… an experience. The décor was pure "1980s hotel restaurant chic," and the lighting was dimmer than my future. The pizza? Let's just say it had character. And by "character," I mean it tasted vaguely of cardboard and regret. But hey, the server was friendly, and the beer was cold. A win, I suppose.
9:00 PM - Hotel Room Reflection and the Glorious Bed: Back in the room, crashed on this glorious bed. Seriously, hotel beds are the unsung heroes of travel. Read a book, and realized that the hotel alarm was off. I set the alarm on time, and decided to hit the hay.
Day 2: The Saint Cloud Arts & The Unexpected Tourist Trap
8:00 AM - The Breakfast Buffet Debacle: I got here half an hour earlier and took a seat. The buffet. Oh, the buffet. Scrambled eggs that may or may not have been real. Bacon the texture of shoe leather. But…the coffee! The coffee was surprisingly decent. Found a seat by the window and watched the world go by.
9:30 AM - Downtown St. Cloud: Headed down to Saint Cloud’s downtown. It was quiet, peaceful vibe. Not too many cars, fresh air. I found a little diner that offered coffee and breakfast so great.
12:00 PM - The "Mall of America" is a Must-See: Okay, so it's not technically in St. Cloud. It's a detour. But I had to. And I feel the need for speed, got into my car and put the pedal to the metal. It’s everything you imagine, and nothing you expect. Rollercoasters inside a mall? Genius. The sheer scale of the place is overwhelming. I got lost in the labyrinth of shops, bought something completely unnecessary (a fuzzy hat, don’t judge), and ate some seriously questionable food court sushi. Regrets? Zero.
4:00 PM - Back to the Hotel, and the Unexpected Encounter: Back in the hotel, I was surprised by a friendly face! Apparently, a friend had also booked in the hotel, we had a fun time, talked about our lives.
6:00 PM - Dinner & the Late Night Walk: We went to dinner in a nearby restaurant. We had a great time, ate, and chatted. After that, we decided to walk around the neighborhood.
10:00 PM - Back in the Room: Tired, but happy. It’s time to hit the bed! Woke up to get ready for day 3!
Day 3: Time to Go Home.
9:00 AM - Last Buffet Hurrah & Farewell Lament: The breakfast buffet. I actually miss it, even though I know it's probably riddled with questionable ingredients. This time, I went for the eggs.
10:00 AM - Check Out and Farewells: Okay, time to leave. I bid farewell to my friend, and did the check-out. The staff was really friendly again!
11:00 AM - The Drive Back & The Post-Trip Blues: The long drive back to the airport. I am really going to miss the adventure, that’s all.
4:00 PM - Landed: And that's it. Back to reality.
Final Thoughts: St. Cloud, you were a whirlwind. You were weird. You were wonderful. And I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Until next time, Minnesota. Until next time.
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